February 2012
151 posts
I asked a friend to call my phone when I lost...
…
‘Kay.
When you realize that Jess and CC from New Girl is TOTALLY me and Chrys.
I demand a sitcom.
Now.
Yes.
That awkward moment when...
You sever ties from someone and they go on a ‘fake friend’ rant on their Tumblr.
Bahaha.
Bitch, what kind of a fake friend pays for your shit and listens to you talk about yourself like some kind of fictional character?
People aren’t always fake. Next time you find fault with someone or a situation, look to yourself and ask yourself how you contributed to the situation. If...
renaeramirez asked: 42 and 19
Anonymous asked: 4 and 20 lol
When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
fr3aksh0ww:
FUCK.
I tried to go out and walk. But creepers.
And I get suspicious.
There’s so much that I need to say. And no one who needs to hear it will listen. And I can’t fucking blame them. Some nights…I just fucking hate myself. Not who I am right now. But who I was. No amount of good decisions or apologies, or tears will bring back all of the awesome that I had and completely threw away....
alhammitt replied to your photo: Shoot makeup and hair. Very very proud of this…
so purty! love your hair girly. :D
Thanks! *thumsb-up* I was really really proud of my hair more than anything. The fact that it, you know, cooperated. I don’t usually do it the day of a shoot but I was really lazy last night.
Anonymous asked: Your so pretty what a fucking crying shame your a slutbag with no friends and no compassion to talk about
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That awesome moment when your psych instructor is...
And then she has no idea who he is.
And so everyone shouts out High School Musical.
And then later she says “We’re all in this together” in completely appropriate context.
And then…it’s Twilight that points it out. (Twilight being the guy that keeps making, you guessed it, Twilight references and making them completely applicable to the discussion.)
And. And....
So I was dancing today…and some girl in my group today broke character and froze. And I flashed back to Mr. Fearon’s class. I was convinced he was going to like kill us.
So I blurted out, loud enough for my instructor and the rest of the class to hear, “OH CRAP.”
It was fabulous.
I thought we were dead.
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So I just finished watching Beauty and the Beast...
1. If I was Maurice, I would not be crying tears of joy at the end of that. I’d be like “Excuse the fuck out of you, SIR, but you threw me in a fucking dungeon first. Then my daughter. GTFO.”
2. There is so much SEX. Obviously Lumiere and…the feather duster whose name escapes me at the moment. Behind the curtain. Then the guy that stormed the castle was raping her, quite...
"Kiss the girl."
So, funny story. I was with cute dancer guy and a friend.
And we were just kidding around.
And then there was this absolutely awkward moment of silence where we were looking at each other after I said something positively dork-tastic and embarrassing. My friend was off to get her drink. So we’re sitting there.
And this gem comes from behind me:
“Sha-la-la-la my oh my…”...
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Music suggestions.
I need songs for Modern and Ballet to choose from, because I have performance midterms/finals in both.
Lux Aeterna is a big possibility for one of the ballet performances. And that’s about all I’ve got.
The slow decline of my love for Supernatural.
First of all, I first got into Supernatural during the airing of a Season 6 episode, while we were watching it at a sleepover. After that, Ali convinced us to watch the first one and I wasn’t necessarily hooked, but my interest was peaked.
Even from the start, Sam and Dean’s relationship was perfectly characterized. Season 1 was a lot of the same. Hunt monsters, search for Daddy. Deal...
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BB&J Sandwhich
Bro. Bro. Broski.
Biscuit.
Let me tell you how this goes down. At a green light, you proceed to cross the intersection at a consistent speed.
You don’t break in the middle for anything but another human being.
I don’t know why you stopped. I don’t particularly care.
But 1. I almost hit you and 2. the car behind me almost hit me. You are both trucks. I am in a Jetta. I do not...
I could have walked home in the time that it took
Got stuck at that right turn off of Vernon onto Tiger street.
Right at that turn there’s a rail road X-ing.
LONGEST. TRAIN. EVER.
I may as well have put that bitch in PARK to save myself gas because that shit is 4.05 some places and that just isn’t okay with me.
I hate burning gas.
alhammitt replied to your post: Psych Test was a joke.
ooooooh niii-iice. ;D
I looked at it for a second and thought it said 10.3%. But then I looked at the letter grade next to that and assumed that 10.3% would not have earned me an A.
Psych Test was a joke.
103%
Didn’t study at all.
Like a mother.fucking.boss.
The average was 78% by the way.
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Running with scissors.
How dare you decide to just out of the blue try to strike up a random conversation?
I fucked up.
I will fully own that.
I fucked up over and over and over.
I certainly thought that all that had needed to be said was done and over with.
I made it very clear that I never wanted to hear from you again. It just doesn’t make logical sense.
What did you think my response was going to be?
...
I was reflecting tonight and I realized that Brooklynne-Backwards was an oddly fitting URL. Because I have a habit of doing everything in fucking reverse.
For example:
1. Go to a part and get drunk. Immediately feel the desire to walk around the ghetto instead of socializing…at a party…the purpose of which is usually socializing…
2. Guy you have intense feelings for asks you...
Oh crap.
There’s no way I can refuse this deal.
This truck. This…beast of a truck.
It’s horrible on gas. The AC doesn’t work.
It’s three different shades of beige (Beige, tan, and dirt).
And it has Yosemite Sam on the mudflaps.
The saving grace?
It’s two hundred dollars.
Even if I keep it for no more than six months, that truck has still paid for it’s own...
"Who's John Lennon?" Who is Johlen Lennon? WHO IS...
As a side note, we have the right to refuse service to anyone at my work.
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