January 2012
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Obligatory Happy New Years Post
Just an FYI. AAA will tow your drunk but for free tonight, whether you’re a customer with them or not. So there isn’t an excuse not to drink to drive. I’m sorry. That’s bad. But I’m being serious. Don’t be an idiot.
Another largely concerning issue with being drunk? Don’t text. Please don’t text. It’s obnoxious. And also, you say things you...
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: You're too pretty to smoke weed.
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Getting up in the morning to run before work.
To the coffee shop.
For coffee.
Medium (pardon a bitch) grande peppermint mocha.
That should earn back like…all of the calories I would burn running.
Alright.
Good plan.
*thumbs-up*
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Alright, little braniacs, get working.
Because Kaitlyn posted and reminded me that this has always been my idea for the most brilliant invention ever.
Since I was old enough to figure out that I didn’t like the way that stories I was told were going, I’ve been writing.
And as a writer, I constantly find myself at odds with my own brain. I know what I want to say. I know how I want it to sound.
But sometimes my brain...
God bless those nights you feel like you're...
As we bid goodnight to the balding ex-con and the young gang member who robbed someone at gunpoint, I began to feel a little bit better about the direction my life was going. Which is a funny thing to think, the present company being what it was.
But that’s Downtown for you.
Not to say that it didn’t scare the crap out of me. I’m not ashamed to say that I was keeping my purse...
So remember that whole 'anti drugs' rant I went on...
I bought a pipe.
And named it Oz.
So yeah.
G’night.
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Normally I don't give a crap about naming my iPod....
If I can think of something witty or clever by the time that I sync it…great. If not…I couldn’t be bothered to worry over it.
In honor of the fact that Optimus Prime died, I went ahead and named this one Bumblebee.
And when I plugged it in for the first time, the little box came up “Preparing Bumblebee for Back Up”…”Backing Up Bumblebee”.
And I...
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Five new followers in one day? Well HI THERE.
I’m popular!
I’m just kidding.
I’m not.
This like never happens.
But.
Still.
I love you all!
(And now they will all realize what a freak I am and unfollow. Because this post was about them. And that was awkward. And I knew it was going to be. So…BYE.)
*waves*
Anonymous asked: ELEMENO P Q R S
Ask me!
A. Available:
B. Birthday:
C. Crushing on:
D. Drink you last had:
E. Easiest person to talk to:
F. Favorite song:
G. Grossest memory:
H. Hometown:
I. In love with:
J. Jealous of:
K. Killed someone:
L. Longest friendship:
M. Milkshake flavour:
N. Number of siblings:
O. One wish:
P. Person who you last called:
Q. Question your asked the most:
R. Reason to smile:
S. Song you last sang:
T. Time you wake up:
U. Underwear colour:
V. Violent moment:
W. Worst habit:
X. X-ray you had:
Y. Your last time you cried:
Z. Zodiac sign:
In Loving Memory
of Optimus Prime.
He died tonight, after a few days of struggling.
For some reason, this really really bums me out.
Probably more than it should. He was a good fish.
This is just further indication that I lack the ability to keep anything alive that is even slightly dependent. One time, my boyfriend bought me roses, and they were healthy and strong when I got them and withered and dead less...
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“Does she need to be high-fived? In the face? With a chair?”
– Me. Texting my friend about some bitch.
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We Are Promise, "Rolling In The Deep" →
My friend’s band We Are Promise covering “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele. And it’s admittedly pretty cool.
Does anyone else have that issue of hating people...
Seriously. I find myself going “Who the fuck do you think you are? Don’t talk to me. Just tell me what you want.” Which isn’t hate so much as it is distrust or general dislike.
Which sucks. I don’t want to be that person that ends up shutting the door on all the wonderful people the world has to offer. But I seriously have to think about keeping my frosty little...
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I am kissing a stranger this year.
I sort of have a resolution. Sort of. Only this will actually happen. So here it goes.
The same person for three years in a row has been by first kiss of the year because apparently “The person you kiss first is the one that you’ll spend the rest of the year kissing”.
Which, at the time, sounded like complete bullshit.
Which is kinda funny.
And the year before that I kissed a...
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Texting While High
Friend: Hey, what's up.
Me: No t muiuch. Just smokin' a mtoher bluntttttt.
Me: JfuckinagK.
Me: Nope. Nto rteally. Thus if actialually hapening.
Friend: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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One of those fleeting moments at a better...
We aren’t bad people because of our flaws. We’re bad people because of our lack of will to work on those flaws to better ourselves.
That goes for everyone. Which means no, this post isn’t directed at anyone in particular, although a half a dozen people have indeed inspired some of the content.
It’s not just for that girl that I may or may not have been in love with that...
Watchtwistedbeautiful:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
wouldn’t be Christmas on tumblr without this
FOUR FOR GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO
NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS, BYE.
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You. ~BB
There are waterspots everywhere and only I know that they’re tear stains. Every time I look at them I think “This is the last time” and it never is. Those tears tarnish precious memories because everday I wake up knowing you’re out there smewhere. Some girl is curled under you like a broken doll senses just as dim as mine were discovering what true evil is the...
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS GUESS WHAT.
So I got this pack of three liquid-ish eyeliners (for green eyes, because mom said they didn’t have hazel) and I was thinking I wouldn’t use them, because my eyes are not green. Then I realized…
Guys.
Guys they stack like legos.
Seriously.
They come apart and link and stack like legos.
My day was made.
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In the spirit of Christmas: Fuck you, financial...
I think, just to spite me, they sent me this check for fifty dollars.
Which is great. You know. Because it’ll pay for like…one whole unit. Which is like a third or a quarter of a class.
Yeah, because the price went up again.
Which is awesome.
Yeah.
Fuck you, financial aid. Fuck you.
Merry Christmas guys! Sierra College isn’t having a Merry Christmas. No, no.
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Obligatory Merry Christmas Post
Merry Christmas/End of Hanukkah/whatever the fuck this day is in relation to Kwanzaa—I don’t know a single person who celebrates Kwanzaa.
Anyways…Got a new phone (finally) and it’s the model that replaced the Envy 3 that I had before. The Intensity 2. The camera is amazing, it knows it isn’t a smart phone so doesn’t try to behave like one, and it’s...
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Online dating services have decided to spam me....
“J-Date Month Free to find your soul mate.”
“Sexy Latino Singles in YOUR area”
“THE Site To Go To When You’re Searching for Single Black Males”
“You won’t be so lonely much longer. Visit us.”
“Mr. Right could be inside this email!”
“eHarmony advices how you can tell if someone is interested”
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Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows
My emotions.
I don’t even know what they’re doing.
Seriously. It’s a great movie. Fantastic. The plot was a little complicated, being that there were just so many characters involved and you had to keep track of it all, but if you like such things then this obviously isn’t an issue.
I am going nuts for this movie right now.
Go see it.
Now.
That is the best review that...
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Today a dad came into the store and asked for...
We know who’s winning “Father of the Year” now.
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Fire alarms at four in the morning was not the...
So at four in the morning the smoke detector in my room went off. Keep in mind that my room is the room with the door to the attic. Which has the pilot light. And this addition to the house wasn’t really fantastically built. So I immediately jump up and wake Nico up and run downstairs. Then the other two upstairs start going off, which was even more scary.
We called the fire department...
Reblog if your tumblr is not famous, but you love...
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NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
I told myself a while ago that I was going to stop fucking my shit up so badly.
Weed is all fine and dandy. It’s not that serious, and I have braincells to spare. Furthermore I am and never will be some stupid pothead. And I don’t drink. Not after that Halloween party.
But in order to suck the not inconsiderable amount of poison that has infested itself in my life…I promised I...
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