March 2012
165 posts
HEY GUYS. HEY GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. What does a nosy...
Gets jalapeno business!
So not only were my mom and Jim like "Yeah...
But Jeni wants to go with me! I’m so excited.
Getting this done ASAP.
February 2012
163 posts
And I don't want the world to see me...'Cause I...
Wohoooooo two car accidents in one week and still...
Some idiot ran a red light.
My coworker thinks I have a concussion. Which, to him, means “Hey go to the doctor.” This causes me to immediately think “Well what are they going to do about it if I do?”
I don’t think there’s medicine for that.
So assuming I don’t, you know, die or something, I should be fine. For once in my life someone isn’t...
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
castielinbakerstreet:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Gregkitty Lestrade:
is that your division Lestrade?
*clap clap clap* HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.
Chadwick Monroe Whitworth
I can’t even make up the nerdy awesomeness that is that name.
Met him on the bus.
And he asked for my number.
So…yeah. A good day.
I finally decided what my first tattoo is going to...
KTB and a feather.
KTB for my grandmother. Katherine/Katie.
And a feather because she used to collect them. Maybe even a feather turning into a flock of birds. Because she always loved them.
I grew up with her in Wheatland when my mom and I were hopping from boyfriend’s apartment to boyfriend’s apartment. We would walk on the levy or around town and she’d just teach me random...
So I walked into work today and there were two...
It was a good night at work.
I asked a friend to call my phone when I lost...
…
‘Kay.
When you realize that Jess and CC from New Girl is TOTALLY me and Chrys.
I demand a sitcom.
Now.
Yes.
That awkward moment when...
You sever ties from someone and they go on a ‘fake friend’ rant on their Tumblr.
Bahaha.
Bitch, what kind of a fake friend pays for your shit and listens to you talk about yourself like some kind of fictional character?
People aren’t always fake. Next time you find fault with someone or a situation, look to yourself and ask yourself how you contributed to the situation. If...
renaeramirez asked: 42 and 19
Anonymous asked: 4 and 20 lol
When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
fr3aksh0ww:
FUCK.
I tried to go out and walk. But creepers.
And I get suspicious.
There’s so much that I need to say. And no one who needs to hear it will listen. And I can’t fucking blame them. Some nights…I just fucking hate myself. Not who I am right now. But who I was. No amount of good decisions or apologies, or tears will bring back all of the awesome that I had and completely threw away....
alhammitt replied to your photo: Shoot makeup and hair. Very very proud of this…
so purty! love your hair girly. :D
Thanks! *thumsb-up* I was really really proud of my hair more than anything. The fact that it, you know, cooperated. I don’t usually do it the day of a shoot but I was really lazy last night.
Anonymous asked: Your so pretty what a fucking crying shame your a slutbag with no friends and no compassion to talk about
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That awesome moment when your psych instructor is...
And then she has no idea who he is.
And so everyone shouts out High School Musical.
And then later she says “We’re all in this together” in completely appropriate context.
And then…it’s Twilight that points it out. (Twilight being the guy that keeps making, you guessed it, Twilight references and making them completely applicable to the discussion.)
And. And....
So I was dancing today…and some girl in my group today broke character and froze. And I flashed back to Mr. Fearon’s class. I was convinced he was going to like kill us.
So I blurted out, loud enough for my instructor and the rest of the class to hear, “OH CRAP.”
It was fabulous.
I thought we were dead.
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So I just finished watching Beauty and the Beast...
1. If I was Maurice, I would not be crying tears of joy at the end of that. I’d be like “Excuse the fuck out of you, SIR, but you threw me in a fucking dungeon first. Then my daughter. GTFO.”
2. There is so much SEX. Obviously Lumiere and…the feather duster whose name escapes me at the moment. Behind the curtain. Then the guy that stormed the castle was raping her, quite...
"Kiss the girl."
So, funny story. I was with cute dancer guy and a friend.
And we were just kidding around.
And then there was this absolutely awkward moment of silence where we were looking at each other after I said something positively dork-tastic and embarrassing. My friend was off to get her drink. So we’re sitting there.
And this gem comes from behind me:
“Sha-la-la-la my oh my…”...
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Music suggestions.
I need songs for Modern and Ballet to choose from, because I have performance midterms/finals in both.
Lux Aeterna is a big possibility for one of the ballet performances. And that’s about all I’ve got.
The slow decline of my love for Supernatural.
First of all, I first got into Supernatural during the airing of a Season 6 episode, while we were watching it at a sleepover. After that, Ali convinced us to watch the first one and I wasn’t necessarily hooked, but my interest was peaked.
Even from the start, Sam and Dean’s relationship was perfectly characterized. Season 1 was a lot of the same. Hunt monsters, search for Daddy. Deal...
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BB&J Sandwhich
Bro. Bro. Broski.
Biscuit.
Let me tell you how this goes down. At a green light, you proceed to cross the intersection at a consistent speed.
You don’t break in the middle for anything but another human being.
I don’t know why you stopped. I don’t particularly care.
But 1. I almost hit you and 2. the car behind me almost hit me. You are both trucks. I am in a Jetta. I do not...
