I was reflecting tonight and I realized that Brooklynne-Backwards was an oddly fitting URL. Because I have a habit of doing everything in fucking reverse.
For example:
1. Go to a part and get drunk. Immediately feel the desire to walk around the ghetto instead of socializing…at a party…the purpose of which is usually socializing…
2. Guy you have intense feelings for asks you to Homecoming? “No.” Because fucking with someone for a laugh of your own is completely conducive to a fun night.
3. Talking to a guy in college? Talk in a strange dialect like a socially-awkward high schooler for an hour. Don’t notice it’s strange until after the conversation and hope he wants to speak to you. Ever again.
5. Get high. Wake up. Immediately regret. Get high again a week later.
6. Kiss first. Then relationship. Because test runs are important.
7. “I will never date in high school.” Date like…half a dozen people.
8. Love college classes. Never study. Luck out with good grades despite wasting braincells.
