So, funny story. I was with cute dancer guy and a friend.
And we were just kidding around.
And then there was this absolutely awkward moment of silence where we were looking at each other after I said something positively dork-tastic and embarrassing. My friend was off to get her drink. So we’re sitting there.
And this gem comes from behind me:
“Sha-la-la-la my oh my…” I could feel the color just drop out of my face. MORTIFIED. Fucking mortified.
Oh, if looks could kill.
He took it in good spirits. He was a gentleman about it. Actually, that’s not true. He thought it was fucking hilarious. Of course.
Oh dear lord.
I have no game.
