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So I just finished watching Beauty and the Beast with my mom.

1. If I was Maurice, I would not be crying tears of joy at the end of that. I’d be like “Excuse the fuck out of you, SIR, but you threw me in a fucking dungeon first. Then my daughter. GTFO.”

2. There is so much SEX. Obviously Lumiere and…the feather duster whose name escapes me at the moment. Behind the curtain. Then the guy that stormed the castle was raping her, quite obviously. And…tis. Everywhere. Tits, man. Pardon the bitch with no tits for noticing, but…it was like a Hooters commercial up in there.

#beauty and the beast #disney #sex #parenting #unhealthy marriages #relationship issues

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  2. stewna said: whaaaaaaatttt :o
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